so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

thatโ€™s 50 cheese burgers

i canโ€™t deal with make up good bye

(Source: asian, via seanp0donnell)

August 11th, 2014 // 423,261 notes

Anonymous said: Omg I saw a video when one of your unicorns met Rihanna backstage at the monster tour and they played one of your songs to Rihanna, and Rihanna said "who is she? She sounds dope. & she's so pretty" are you HYPE justine??????? Lol, just kidding. None of that shit was true ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


lmao youโ€™re a true a-hole

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